Our local fire department has a changeable sign. Today I saw that it reads, “April showers bring May flowers and severe weather.” Thanks, guys. So maybe you’ll get some nice tulips from the rain, but a tornado is coming to rip them to shreds. I’ll add this example to my file, “Evidence that all changeable signs with pithy sayings should be destroyed.” It’ll end up right next to my personal favorite, courtesy of my friend Dan as he drove by a church to see if he should apply for a ministry position at it: “Dude, where’s my sermon?” By the way, God bless firemen and their families. I can’t imagine having their job and every community is blessed to have them. I just found the sign amusing.